garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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