..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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