I think i sorta joined a cult last night
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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