never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
