Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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