Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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