After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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