So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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