Your tits are I can't wait for
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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