just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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