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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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