Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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