once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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