i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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