i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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