Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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