well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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