wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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