every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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