Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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