I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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