she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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