The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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