I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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