Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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