I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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