If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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