Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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