the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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