I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize