he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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