it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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