So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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