Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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