Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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