Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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