She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We left the knife in your bed.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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