I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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