i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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