i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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