you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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