But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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