Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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