Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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