I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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