She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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