u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Randomize
