but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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