that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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