As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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