She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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