Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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