He asked to "fluff my boner.."
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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