Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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